Since I live in a firmly entrenched “blue” state, I do not get to see the really desperate measures the Obama Campaign has taken to secure victory in November. It turns out in other states, giving money to the Obama Campaign is not enough. I thought raffling off partying with Jay-Z and Beyonce during a time of crisis was as desperate as this horrendously bad president would get. It turns out, I was very wrong.
While our embassies in the Middle East are under attack more and more each day, the Obama Campaign is still plugging away at lame-brain schemes to secure victory like he’s a Scooby Doo villain.
So what’s the Glorious Leader asking us to sacrifice for the cause this time? Our home.
Yes, The One is asking campaign contributors in swing states to house volunteers for his campaign. I never thought I would live to see the day when we might actually see Third Amendment protections become relevant…
The email reads:
“Some great folks we know are looking for a friendly place to stay.
A group of the most dedicated organizers and volunteers will be coming to Northern Virginia for the remaining weeks of the campaign. They heard we’re looking to run a fierce ground game for President Obama this fall — and they want to be a part of it.
But here’s the thing: They need somewhere to stay. And I’m hoping you can lend them a hand with that.
The folks who are coming won’t ask for much. Many of them will gladly sleep on a comfy couch or an air mattress, or in a small spare room you might have.
I bet they‘ll come back at night with some amazing stories about the people they’ve reached and the energy they’re sparking — stories that you otherwise might not get to hear.”
Are they kidding me? Seriously? We actually have a president that is asking people to pitch in to his re-election so much that he is actually asking for people to open their homes to strangers?
Okay, this is getting out of hand. I’ll admit, there was a time when I wanted to see what rock bottom for the Obama Campaign looked like; now I know, it’s time for them to stop being so creepy.
Forgetting for a moment that this is just plain weird, let’s look at this from another perspective; Obama’s Marxist buddies in the Occupy crowd might be one of these “volunteers,” for whom sleeping indoors is a real treat. Considering the prevalence of rapes and other wanton destruction left in the wake of every place the Occupiers have “crashed,” I’m not certain I want these hooligans anywhere near my wife, my flat screen or even the good silverware.
Hell, the last thing I need is for them to “reclaim” my house under some manufactured, radical pretext.